Avi
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Two conversations in which I'm not sure how to follow up:
Quote: After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I have decided to marry and divorce you in my mind.
Thank you for all the wonderful imaginary memories. I will cherish them in my heart forever.
Your loving husband,
Avi
PS You owe me half your money, according to our prenup.
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Whew! I'm glad that we don't have to go through all that dating nonsense...
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Yeah, that dating stuff is just too much. Weird emails and awkward first dates are not my thing. I've always started things with divorce; it's so much simpler.
I think we can save this relationship if we give it a try.
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At least you can appreciate my reticence...
Hmmm.... where do we start?
Lynda
I'm not sure if she's in character or not. Ask her for a drink?
Quote: After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I have decided to marry and divorce you in my mind.
Thank you for all the wonderful imaginary memories. I will cherish them in my heart forever.
Your loving husband,
Avi
PS You owe me half your money, according to our prenup.
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So... I can totally understand why you wanted to marry me, but don't have the slightest idea why on earth would you want a divorce. Hmmm... noone ever divorced me before, doesn't happen... LOL
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Well, miss sassypants, maybe if I got to know you better... Let's play the "would you rather" game:
- would you rather live in a shack by the beach or a mansion by the lake?
- if you were an 8-year-old, would you rather sit in the front seat of the car or be the first to press the elevator button?
- would you rather have one year of mind-blowing sex followed by a year of no sex at all, or two years of so-so sex?
Once you answer then you can pick your questions.
Avi
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Well, I don't play games, Mr. Intelligence  But i have to tell you your questions are funny, i just had a good laugh.
Zoryana
She doesn't seem to want to play along, but there's something about that winky and her giving her name that says that I can still take it if only I could think of a followup...
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John
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The first one -- She sounds like she's up for the date so reply back with a time and place.
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Kevin9679
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Here's something I just thought up while reading this:
Well, then let's skip the games and meet for a passionate honeymoon. Then I'll decide if you're worth divorcing.
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EricS
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Or you could also say, "i got that you don't play games. would you like to hang out sometime. you'll get no games with me, and i'd ask you to hold me accountable to that."
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Avi
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"you'll get no games with me, and i'd ask you to hold me accountable to that"
Something feels unnatural about that for me; asking a girl I don't know to hold me accountable is odd.
Talking about tests, here's a reply I'm not sure how to handle:
Quote: Ok, Wej. You got my attention. So, what's your story and what on earth is so damn sexy about your job? Unless you are a rally car driver or an archaeologist, I'm not buying it.
Please don't tell me you live in NJ, CT, Long Island, Battery Park or the Upper West Side. If so, I'm afraid our pending nuptials are geographically doomed.
Alexis
I'll let the slur slide for now. This is a direct challenge to me and I'm not sure how to confidently navigate it. It's like I poked a bear with a stick; will I be able to handle her when I get her out? |
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Kevin9679
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Quote: Originally Posted by Avi"you'll get no games with me, and i'd ask you to hold me accountable to that" Something feels unnatural about that for me; asking a girl I don't know to hold me accountable is odd. Talking about tests, here's a reply I'm not sure how to handle: Quote: Ok, Wej. You got my attention. So, what's your story and what on earth is so damn sexy about your job? Unless you are a rally car driver or an archaeologist, I'm not buying it.
Please don't tell me you live in NJ, CT, Long Island, Battery Park or the Upper West Side. If so, I'm afraid our pending nuptials are geographically doomed.
Alexis I'll let the slur slide for now. This is a direct challenge to me and I'm not sure how to confidently navigate it. It's like I poked a bear with a stick; will I be able to handle her when I get her out?
It sounds like she is either bantering with you or trying to weird you out.
This is what I would do, but I'm not sure if it would work.
I'm sorry about our pending gen... nupitals then, missy, because I live in Battery Park, Upper West Side, NJ, Long Island and CT all at the same time. So if you're into archaeologists or rally car drivers, then maybe you are quintuply doomed.
Btw, I used to be both an archaeologist and a taxi... I mean rally car driver. In my dreams, of course. Just kidding. I'm a "insert your profession or occupation" and a professional internet dating site stalker supreme.
But jokes aside, where is it that you live, that you have to rule out those specific places? What, did your dad try to drive you to Battery Park when you were a little girl, and get lost and stopped by at NJ, the Upper West Side, Long Island and CT at the same time, while getting off at a seven eleven (which you hated ever since) in each area to ask for directions?
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